February 2012
I'm just saying!
I’d rather love myself when no one else does than let someone fall in unrequited love with me. I don’t reciprocate. I think after all the beating I’ve gone through, I’m allowed to have drastic defense mechanisms. It’s been so long and I’ve been so content that having a relationship has completely lost its appeal. I forgot why I ever even needed anyone else, when...
Somewhere along the lines...
I just lost all understanding of having a relationship.
Wait. Huh.
Celine: So I applied at SMC and they already sent me my registration date.
@ay-drian: Duh, it's community college. Everyone gets in.
Me: That doesn't mean you get classes.
@ay-drian: I thought you meant, "I got accepted into community college".
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Women fall faster, men fall harder.
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A lot of people don't think before they speak.
Your teachers were lying, there’s definitely such thing as a stupid question.
Happy King is happy :)
fuckyeahpitbullterriers:
submission from joygotjokes
My friend!
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Having a Buffy the Vampire Slayer marathon.
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It's cold outside.
why am I walking around my house in a bikini.
I don’t even have a pool. Not even a gym membership to use their pool.
I don’t even know right now.
I do it.
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I wouldn't really call it a relationship.
It’s more like, two consenting adults fulfilling two mutual needs quite frequently, with a consistent level of satisfaction.
Often times, I come off as stuck up and bitchy.
There’s a really good reason for that.
I. Hate. People.
I’m not easily intimidated, which explains why I’m “stuck up”. I don’t dumb myself down for anyone and I don’t reciprocate positivity unless it’s being reciprocated back; which explains why I’m “bitchy”. I’m also extremely outspoken, I’m not afraid to call people...
You know what?
K.
“If you’re lucky, I’d give you the pleasure of knowing my name.”
Phoebe: I met you last night!
Guy: I know! What was your name again?
Phoebe: Phoebeee!
Guy: I know it, I know it.
Phoebe: Phoebee!
Guy: Hold on, I know it!
Phoebe: It's Phoebe!
Guy: Oh I know, it's Phoebe!
Phoebe: Yea, I've been trying to tell you.
Guy: I thought you were trying to give me hints.
Shawn Chrystopher.Untitled.
There’s no...
A typical conversation with Mama Daliva.
Mom: You went running this morning?!
Me: Yea.
Mom: Be careful when you're on the street! You might get run over!
Me: I know, mom.
Mom: Where did you run?
Me: On the sidewalk.
Mom: Very good. I'm scared if you run on the street.
Me: Why would I run in the street for.
Mom: I don't know.
